Tuesday, March 17, 2009

This applies to you too

Mom,
Like many of the corrupted politicians and assholes our world is obtaining, stop acting like one. Stop being fake and stop acting like a bitch. Being a mother is your "job" whether you like it or not. Stop complaining and wipe that fallacious smirk off your face because you're gonna be dealing with it. And lastly, locking the doors to every room in the house isn't smart. What if there is a fire in the house and you locked Gem inside the basement? What good does that do in hopes of saving her? Not very much. Be ethical and moral in your decisions.
You wannabe assistant principal of Stroudsburg High School.