I've never thought I would like him
But I do, and I've fallen quite badly on the limb.
His eyes are pretty and he's blatantly tall.
When he told me he liked me I felt like Paris Hilton in a shopping mall.
Every time I'm with him I love being held in his arms,
Maybe someday we'll live in Africa owning a dozen farms.
Orgasmic is the right adjective to describe his voice,
If he ever asks me to marry him, I'll enthusiastically shout "YES" as my choice.
People were jealous and even told me to stop dating him,
I instantly shouted, "Fuck you! Get out of my face you ugly grim!"
Plus, I know that I'll love him forever and always.
Even though that last line was redundant, but when I am with him, my heart shines a thousand rays.
*I only posted this because BH kept on bothering me.